US government lists Wakanda as trade partner

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Free trade agreement includes ducks, donkeys and dairy cows

Trade war avoided with “fictional country”

But wait, read on: there’s more administration “Twisted” news

And it’s kryptonite-related

BBC News reported that the US Department of Agriculture listed Wakanda as a free-trade partner – despite the fact that Wakanda does not exist.

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Ukraine election interference? Trump: “Putin told me!”

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Founders apoplectic – Debating next steps

In stunning but not unanticipated news, President Donald J. Trump admitted today the source of his claim that it was Ukraine, not Russia, who interfered with the 2016 election.

“Putin told me,” said the President.

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Intelligence, Integrity, Impeachment – The “I’s” have it.

Commentary

On to the Senate where only one “I” counts: Integrity

On Wednesday, December 18, 2019, Donald J. Trump became only the third president in United States history to be impeached.

The vote, largely along partisan lines, was inevitable based on the evidence.

Despite Republican attempts at obfuscation, their only defense to date has been to criticize the process with words like “witch hunt,” “hoax,” “illegal,” “phony,” “unconstitutional (really!),” and more.

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Trump issues executive order to fight anti-Semitism

Opinion

Judaism: Nationality or Religion?

Last Wednesday, a day after a deadly shooting at a kosher supermarket in New Jersey, President Trump signed an executive order advising the Department of Education to consider controversial definitions of anti-Semitism when “vigorously” enforcing anti-discrimination law in schools and on college campuses.

Several friends have asked about my point of view.

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How is the “swamp draining” working out?

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Swamp dweller’s statements show there’s something worse than the swamp!

You all remember candidate Donald J. Trump’s campaign promise: “Mexico will pay for the wall” …no, not that one, this one: “Drain the swamp!” Well, I guess it’s time to see how draining the swamp worked out. (Actually, we could look at how both promises worked out but I’m exercising a little editorial discipline in today’s column.)

With the impeachment vote in the House scheduled for Wednesday, it might be instructive to hear from two of the most prominent swamp dwellers.

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Trump frustrated with toilets

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Says people are flushing 10 to 15 times.

President Donald Trump has had enough of water efficiency standards and is taking a stand. At the White House on Friday, Trump said he ordered a federal review of those standards because they are making bathrooms unusable. “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water,” Trump said.

The obvious question is: How does he know?

Well, in an exclusive, Around the Block has learned how.

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Impeachment? Never mind!

Commentary

After Sen. John N. Kennedy triples down and a new poll reveals Republicans rank Trump second to only Reagan as the “best GOP president,” is it time to “give up the ghost?”

Sen. John N. Kennedy (R-La,)

After watching Sen. John N. “You’re No John Kennedy” Kennedy continue to push an unfounded conspiracy theory that both Russia and Ukraine interfered in the 2016 presidential election, I read the results of a new poll that indicated that a majority of Republicans ranked Donald Trump as a better president than six of seven other Republicans presidents, even better than Abraham Lincoln.

Impeachment? Never mind!

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Giant invasive mussel species living in New Jersey ponds

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Jersey restaurants protest government eradication plans; But opportunity for former Governor Christie?

Chinese Pond Mussel

I learned today that a colony of Chinese pond mussels, as big as the dinner plates, have been living and growing in New Jersey ponds, where they have threatened to spread to the nearby Delaware River and wreak ecological havoc.

Most Americans know mussels as thumb-sized shellfish that occasionally adorn dinner plates in dishes like Moules Marinière, Moules-frites, Moules Provençale and more. And moules (or mussels) are the signature dish at one of the great tourist trap restaurants in the world, Chez Leon in Brussels (if you haven’t had mussels in Brussels, you haven’t had mussels!).

Chez Leon, Brussels

It’s not surprising that these giant mussels have appeared in New Jersey. Have you ever had a meal in a typical New Jersey restaurant? The portions are enormous: Veal parmigiana the size of serving platters, accompanied by a pound of spaghetti marinara in Italian restaurants; Mexican cantina combos with four enchiladas, three tacos, two burritos and one extra-large chile relleno, refried beans + frijoles + rice + extra tortillas…well, you get the point.

Thinking about what these gargantuan mollusks can mean for their business, Jersey restauranteurs are protesting the potential eradication of these giant mussels. 

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If you can only read one book about impeachment, this is the one

Commentary

Impeach: The Case Against Donald Trump

by Neal Katyal

I urge anyone interested in the future of our country, in the future of our democracy, in the future of the American “experiment,” to read Neal Katyal’s new book, “Impeach: The Case Against Donald Trump.”

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Around the Block travels to Japan (Part 1)

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First in an occasional series about Japanese friends, Japanese experiences and Japanese insights

Sharon and I are back from Japan after visits to Tokyo and Nagasaki. Tourism is at an all-time high in Japan, with much of the increase coming from Eastern Asian countries, China, South Korea and Taiwan. The Japanese are happy to take these tourists’ money, but not so keen to have them around, given their fraught history. But, as they say, you can’t have it both ways. So, at least for now, money takes preference over antipathy.

The world-famous Shibuya Crossing also known as “Scramble” Crossing

But if Japan is crowded now, just wait until July and the start of the 2020 Olympics. Authorities are anticipating huge crowds and work is in progress, particularly in the major tourist areas like Ginza and Shibuya, to update and modernize subway stations, street crossings and shopping venues. Despite the anticipated influx of tourists, we might go if we can secure event tickets — no luck so far, despite many connections.

Our Japan visits always seem like “coming home;” we lived in Tokyo for 4+ years in the early ‘90’s and try to go back every year or so.

Why?

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