Five days after the San Francisco 49ers blew a 10-point fourth quarter lead in Super Bowl LIV, Around the Block can reveal to the world one of the reasons for the team’s collapse.
Here’s the real story.
Category Archives: Satire
Girl Scout Cookie Civics Lesson
It’s Girl Scout Cookie season again.
This would be a good time for these girls not only to make money, but also learn something about the country they’re growing up in.
Stable Genius attends Davos Forum
Given Trump’s(I) status as both a world and business leader, he is naturally sought out for one-on-one interviews with the world’s media, like this one, where CNBC’s Joe Kernan asked Trump(I) to opine about Elon Musk, founder of Tesla, now that Tesla’s market value exceeds both GM and Ford.
More pizza, fewer vegetables: Trump further undercuts Obama school lunch rules
The Washington Post reported that the “U.S. Department of Agriculture has taken another whack at former first lady Michelle Obama’s signature achievement
Read on as Around the Block reveals the back story behind the rules changes.
CES is always a wonder; but do we really need this stuff?
News with a Twist
Consumer Electronics show should be subtitled, Robots ‘R Us. We report if there are any good ones and scoop what will be next year’s CES star robotic product!
US government lists Wakanda as trade partner
News with a Twist
Administration announces trade agreement with Wakanda and will use kryptonite against Iran.
Green kryptonite said to offset Trump’s orange look.
Ukraine election interference? Trump: “Putin told me!”
News with a Twist
Trump: Ukraine did it. Putin told me.
Founders apoplectic – Debating next steps
Trump frustrated with toilets
News with a Twist
Satire
Trump says people are flushing toilets 10-15 times. Orders new standards and new toilets.
Giant invasive mussel species living in New Jersey ponds
News with a Twist
Giant New Jersey Chinese mussel invasion — problem for some, opportunity for others: Restaurants; Chris Christie.
Ron Johnson disparages Vindman before testimony
News with a Twist
Trump defenders go lower and lower with each passing day.
